Yo, bitch, I heard you was havin’ some man trouble, well guess the fuck what?
I’m da Man Fairy. What’s that?
You want a boyfriend? I got just the thing, gurl.
Bibbity bobbity go the fuck outside and meet one.
THIS IS THE GREATEST FUSION I’VE SEEN I’VE BEEN LAUGHING FOR 10000 YEARS
once my baby was being really annoying so i put it in the basement but then i forgot and decided i didn’t want my basement anymore so i got rid of the door and then decided to do the rest later and when child protective services came they couldn’t get to my kid so they just wandered around my house
i’m talking about the sims please don’t call the police
Hugh Dancy and Anne Hathaway dancing at the end of Ella, Enchanted
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Good lord how did I forget this!? Oh Hugh!
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Via The Great Schism
A friend of mine is going to Comic-con in PHX this weekend with this bad-ass Garrus costume. So freakin’ talented! She told me to tell Tumblr that if anyone wanted to see more pics and info on this, they should check in at Red Nebula Studios (http://www.rednebulastudios.com/) where she’ll post more after the Con…
HOLY FUCKING CALIBRATIONS.
What a perfect costume!
Via This could be a little more sonic
98% of divorces are caused by Mario Party
yes your honor, this marriage can no longer work out after the trauma I suffered from my wife stealing not one, but TWO of my stars
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Cute Overload of the Day: Mia Grace Knows Her Marvel Super Heroes
Mia Grace is a four-year-old who knows a thing or two about Marvel superheroes. This is the proud future of America.
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Will Smith embarrassing Jaden has got to be one of my all time favorite things
Via Leading a pasta appreciation life
I FOUND A TUTORIAL ON HOW TO MAKE DILDO POPSICLES IM LEGITIMATELy DYING OF LAUGHTER RN
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